Bush vs. Bartender

One day George W. Bush walks into a local bar to have a beer.
He sits down. And before he had chance to say anything, the bartender comes over.

Bartender: "Hey, have you seen Ben"?
George W. Bush: "Ben who"?
Bartender: "Bend over and kiss my a*s".

Well, this pisses off Bush and he leaves the bar in a huff.

A couple of days later, Bush walks into the same bar and sits down.
Again, before Bush has a chance to say anything, the same bartender comes over..

Bartender: "Yo Bush, have you seen Ben"?
George W. Bush (falls for it again): "Ben who"?
Bartender: "Bend Over and Kiss My A*s".

Again, Bush gets pissed and leaves the bar.

A week later, Bush met Condoleeza Rice on his way home.

Rice: "Hey Bush, I was just gonna go to that bar over there and have a beer. Ya wanna join me"?
George W. Bush: "No way. Every time I go in there, the bartender asks me if I've seen Ben. I say, "Ben Who"? And he says, "Bend over and Kiss my a*s".

George W. Bush: "I will not go there no more"!!!

Rice: "Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we go in there, sit down, and before the bartender has a chance to say anything, ask him if he has seen Aileen."

Rice: "When he says, "Aileen who"? You say, "Aileen over and you kiss my a*s"!

Well Bush thinks this is a great idea, and they rush their way to the bar. They walk in, sits down, and before the bartender has a chance to say anyting, Bush yells at the bartender.

George W. Bush: "Hey Bartender. Have you seen Aileen"?
Bartender: "Hmm.. you know, I think I did. Ben took her home an hour ago".
George W. Bush: "What? Ben who"?