While browsing the net, this song accidentally came across my mind. With little bit clicking and typing routines, I've finally managed to have this song stored in my hard drive.
In life, there will always be obstacles, difficulties, or "storms" that gets in couple's way. Some can be dealt easily, while the other needs enormous amounts of patience. It is obviously a wish. And that wish, is what the lyric is all about.
For me, it's truly a wish, it's always been a wish. Ironically, that's the only thing I've got so far.
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It's the weight.. below us..
and our fate.. before us..
like a rolling.. thunder..
rolling up.. from under..
don't ever leave.. this way..
I know it's getting harder..
but hey..
if your world.. should crumble.. yeah..
and the rain gets in.. running through your skin..
soaking you outside in..
the rain.. see it falling..
but I.. don't know how long it will be.. until..
the storm's over.. but I'll wait.. I will..
like the years of silence.. to the growing violence..
like a rolling thunder.. rolling up from under..
don't ever leave.. me this way..
wait a little longer, yeah, stay
through all the night I tumble.. yeah..
when the rain comes in.. I will shed my skin..
losing it from.. within..
see the rain.. it's falling..
but I.. I won't be leaving your side.. until..
all is over.. I'll wait.. I will..
so many.. lifetimes.. you've been waiting for it..
all through.. the good times.. when you tried to ignore it..
you hesitate.. it's come too late..
you hear the sound.. of when wheels engage..
see the rain.. it's falling..
but I.. I won't be leaving your side.. until..
all is over.. I'll wait.. I will..
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I want this song, NOW!
Monday, March 31, 2008
A-ha - Rolling Thunder
Sunday, March 30, 2008
La 'izzata illa bil-islam
Sudah terbukti selama ratusan tahun bahwa komunis, kapitalis, atau segala "is" lainnya sampai dengan saat ini tidak bisa membawa keadilan, kesejahteraan, dan kedamaian di Indonesia. Hilangnya nurani, musnahnya budaya malu, dan punahnya moral dari kehidupan manusia di Indonesia dapat dengan mudah dijumpai dalam kehidupan sehari-hari. Mulai dari tindakan, "kebijakkan", dan tabiat pemerintahnya, hingga interaksi dan kepekaan sosial seluruh rakyatnya adalah indikasi nyata dari awal kehancuran bangsa ini.
Saya sendiri, yang mengajak pembaca kembali ke syariah Islam, juga menyadari bahwa masih belum secara total lepas dari berbagai pikiran dan tindakan yang kontradiksi dari ajakkan ini. Namun jika kemudian terus berdiam dan meratapi diri, ini artinya secara langsung/tidak langsung sama dengan menyetujui, menikmati, bahkan mendukung segala keburukkan dan kedzaliman yang sedang dan terus berlangsung.
Sebelum "lepas semua urusan" kita di dunia ini, sebelum semuanya terlambat, tidak ada jalan lain kecuali mengembalikan kepemimpinan, perekonomian, dan pola kehidupan kepada syariah Islam.“Siapa saja di antara kalian yang melihat kemungkaran, hendaknya mengubahnya dengan tangannya. Jika tidak mampu dengan tangannya maka dengan lisannya. Dan jika tidak mampu dengan lisannya maka dengan hatinya, itulah selemah-lemah iman.” (HR. Muslim, no. 78, dari sahabat Abu Sa’id Al-Khudri radhiyallahu 'anhu)
La 'izzata illa bil-islam
La 'izzata illa bil-islam..
wa la islama illa bis-syariah..
wa la syariata illa bid-daulah..
daulah khilafah rasyidah..
Tiada kemuliaan tanpa Islam..
tak sempurna Islam tanpa syariah
tak 'kan tegak syariah tanpa daulah..
Daulah Khilafah Rasyidah..
terapkan.. terapkan..
ayo terapkan .. hukum Qur'an dan Sunnah..
tegakkan.. tegakkan..
ayo tegakkan.. daulah Al-Khilafah..
raihlah.. raihlah.. kepemimpinan..
'tuk terapkan Syariah..
raihlah.. raihlah.. kepemimpinan..
tuk tegakkan Khilafah..
tuk tegakkan Khilafah..
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- Nama penyanyi aslinya masih dalam tahap pencarian.
- Download lagu ini disini.
- Tidak bisa download via ftp? Klik disini.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Velvet Revolver - Fall To Pieces
Band Formation:
Lead vocals: Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots)
Lead guitarist: Slash (Guns N' Roses)
Bassist, backing vocals: Duff McKagan (Guns N' Roses)
Rhythm guitarist, backing vocals: Dave Kushner (Wasted Youth)
Drummer, backing vocals: Matt Sorum (Guns N' Roses)
Though this band has all there is to be a worth-to-worship kind of band, and Audioslave's competitor, but their song (Fall To Pieces) made them to be -just another- "one time hit wonder".
Formed in 2000, but released their first album in June, 2004. After recorded a new song "Come On, Come In" for Fantastic Four movie in 2005, it took them about 2 years (2007) to be back on stage for Van Halen's introduction ceremony into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's the same year that their second album, Libertad, launched.
And for the third LP, Slash told Billboard.com that the band will start working on it in April 2008.
It's been a long year.. since you've been gone..
I've been alone here.. I've grown old..
I fall to pieces.. I'm falling..
fell to pieces.. and I'm still falling..
every time I'm.. falling down..
all alone I fall.. to pieces..
I keep a journal.. of memories..
I'm feeling lonely.. I can't breathe..
I fall to pieces.. I'm falling..
fell to pieces.. and I'm still falling..
all the years I've tried.. with more to go..
will the memories die.. I'm waiting..
will I find you.. can I find you..
we're falling down.. I'm falling..
Get the music, and decide for yourself whether you want to be their fan, or not. Now!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Britney Spears - Break The Ice
This is the best Britney's song ever. Yes, the first words of this post should be like that, the best. This song really got me goin' on, makes me playing it for hours, this tune rocks! Without doubt, this song would definitely be her turning point of troublesomes she had for these past years.
But, as always, when there's a good thing, a "not so good" thing is there too to spoil the fun. This time, it's the song itself. I couldn't help to notice that some parts of the song sounds a bit like Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love You". Here are the few parts that I'm talking about:
1. The song's intro.
Britney's Break The Ice starts with something like a monologue dialog:It’s been a while..
The same thing goes to Justin's Like I Love You:
I know I shouldn’t have kept you waiting..
but I’m here now..Just something about you..
2. In the middle of the song, Britney's:
the way I'm lookin' at you whatever..
you keep lookin' at me..
you gettin' scared now.. right?
don't fear me baby.. it's just destiny..
it feel good right?
listen..I like this part..
Justin's:
it feels kinda good..
yeah..yeah, you know I can make ya happy
3. These song's beats! For me, both of the songs sounds a bit the same. Since Britney and Justin used to be a couple, would this be a coincidence? I will leave this question for you to answer .
I could change your life
I won't let you down baby
here baby.. put on my jacket
Below are the video, music player, and the song's lyric for you to enjoy;
It’s been a while..
I know I shouldn’t have kept you waiting..
but I’m here now..
I know it’s.. been a while.. but I’m glad you came..
and I’ve been.. thinking 'bout.. how you say my name..
you got my.. body.. spinning like a hurricane..
and it feels.. you got me going insane..
and I can’t get enough.. so let me get it up..
looks like we’re alone now..
you ain't gotta be scared we’re grown now..
I'ma hit defrost.. on ya..
let's get it blazin'..
I can turn the heat up.. if you wanna..
turn the lights down low.. if you wanna..
just wanna move ya but you're froze up..
that's what I’m saying..
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
so are you warming up yet?
you got me.. hypnotized I’ve never felt this way..
you got my.. heart beating like an 808..
can you rise.. to the occasion..
I’m.. patiently waiting...
'cause.. it’s getting late..
and I can’t get enough.. so let me get it up..
looks like we’re alone now..
you ain't gotta be scared we’re grown now..
I'ma hit defrost.. on ya..
let's get it blazin'..
I can turn the heat up.. if you wanna..
turn the lights down low.. if you wanna..
just wanna move ya but you're froze up..
that's what I’m saying..
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
I like this part..
it feels kinda good..
yeah..
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
hot..
let me break the ice..
allow me to get you right..
won’t you warm up to me..
baby I can make you feel.. (hot, hot, hot, hot)
Get this video, Now!
* Video is courtesy of elsieVinyardfwuk - YouTube uploader
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Eliot Spitzer vs. Ashley Alexandra Dupre
Jika anda memiliki 1.000 dollar amerika, atau anda adalah seorang musisi yang sedang berjuang untuk bisa menjadi terkenal, apa yang akan anda lakukan?
Kenyataan yang terjadi dari kemungkinan diatas adalah kombinasi dari keduanya. Dan Eliot Spitzer adalah orang yang bisa mewujudkan teori kombinasi tersebut.
Eliot spitzer adalah (sebelumnya) seorang gubernur New York. Dia kedapatan menjadi salah satu kustomer prostitusi kelas atas saat FBI tengah melakukan penyelidikan atas jaringan prostitusi kelas atas. Dari bukti yang diperoleh, pada tanggal 12 Februari 2008, Eliot yang disandikan sebagai "Client 9" menginginkan layanan dari Emperor's Club (layanan prostitusi online kelas atas). Club tersebut kemudian mengirim salah satu wanita dengan nama samaran "Kristen", yang mana adalah Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Walaupun layanan dari Emperor's Club bukanlah untuk yang pertama kali bagi Eliot, namun terangkatnya kasus "Kristen" ini cukup untuk membuatnya menyatakan mundur sebagai gubernur New York 1 bulan kemudian, 12 Maret 2008.
Ashley Alexandra Dupré adalah seorang wanita berusia 22 tahun, telah berada di New York sejak tahun 2004 dan merupakan seorang musisi yang sedang merintis jalannya menuju ketenaran. Berbicara soal ketenaran, saat tulisan ini dibuat, profile Ashley di MySpace.com telah dilihat lebih dari 8,7 juta kali (dan terus bertambah). Profile tersebut kini juga dilengkapi salah satu lagunya "What We Want", yang dapat di download dan telah diputar sebanyak 3,5 juta kali, hitungan ini juga terus bertambah.
Internet Explorer 8 (Beta Version)
Tidak terasa sudah 1 tahun lebih sejak Internet explorer (IE) 7 diluncurkan secara resmi, 18 Oktober 2006. Dan saat ini, Microsoft telah mempublikasikan generasi terbaru dari browser mereka dalam versi Beta, yaitu IE 8. Versi Beta tersebut sebenarnya masih diperuntukkan untuk para pengembang dan desainer situs, agar mereka bisa lebih mempersiapkan diri (mempersiapkan situs mereka untuk lebih tepatnya *Ed.) atas fitur-fitur yang diusung oleh IE 8 ini. Walaupun demikian, umum (dalam hal ini end-user) juga telah dapat mengunduh dan menggunakan versi Beta ini secara bebas.
Saat tulisan ini dibuat, dukungan IE 8 untuk bahasa dunia saat ini adalah untuk bahasa Inggris. Dalam waktu dekat, diperkirakan akan ada penambahan 2 bahasa lagi, yaitu bahasa China (simplified) dan Jerman. Berikut adalah check list dari System Requirements IE 8:
Dari sekian banyak pengembangan dan penambahan fitur yang -saat ini- terdapat di IE 8, selain kecepatan dan kemudahan, ada dua fitur IE 8 yang menarik; yaitu peningkatan kemampuan atas phising filter dan implementasi domain highlighting. Fitur Phishing Filter telah diperkenalkan pada umum, di browser IE 7, dan diikutsertakan dalam paket installasi IE 7 tersebut. Namun Microsoft mengklaim, bahwa dengan skema identifikasi dan analisa baru yang lebih luas pada URL target, browser baru ini secara langsung dapat lebih jauh melindungi penggunanya dari ancaman pencurian data pribadi.
Namun untuk saya sendiri, saya lebih tertarik kepada fitur baru domain highlighting ini, dimana alamat asli dari situs yang sedang dikunjungi oleh pengguna akan ditampilkan dengan font yang lebih tebal. Hal ini belum pernah saya jumpai di browser lain.
Uraian berikut sedikit menyimpang dari topik IE 8, namun masih terkait dengan fitur domain highlighting yang diusung browser tersebut;
Modus dan keahlian para pencuri data pribadi amatlah bervariasi dan bisa dikatakan canggih, karena selalu mencari dan menggunakan cara yang baru. Salah satu contohnya adalah, dengan mengirimkan e-mail kepada korban (biasanya random) yang berisikan pesan -umumnya- agar sang korban melakukan update atau konfirmasi atas data pribadi mereka. E-mail fiktif yang dikirimkan oleh para pelaku kejahatan tersebut, isi dan tampilannya menyerupai e-mail asli dari institusi keuangan milik sang korban. Dan untuk lebih meyakinkan, e-mail fiktif tersebut "didukung" oleh satu situs yang tampilan (juga alamat situsnya) didesain sedemikian rupa hingga sangat menyerupai situs asli dari institusi keuangan tertentu. Survey terakhir (tahun 2007) yang dilakukan oleh Gartner menunjukkan, bahwa total kerugian dikarenakan phishing tahun 2007 adalah tidak kurang dari 3.2 milyar dollar, dengan rata-rata 886 dollar per insiden.
Tapi itu kan di luar negeri, apa hubungannya dengan kita di Indonesia?
Satu hal yang pasti, kejahatan tidak mengenal waktu dan atau tempat. Siang, malam, atau Amerika, Indonesia, Uganda, atau bahkan di Never Never Land sekalipun kejahatan itu ada (ingat Kapten Hook? *Ed.). Kembali ke phishing topik, di Indonesia kejahatan seperti ini sebenarnya telah lama ada dan juga telah menelan korban/biaya yang tidak sedikit, namun belum menjadi/menarik perhatian umum.
Hingga kemudian, kejahatan ini juga menimpa nasabah internet banking salah satu bank besar di Indonesia belum lama ini, Bank Niaga. Pelaku kejahatan ini memanfaatkan kelengahan atau *maaf* kecerobohan para nasabah, dengan menggunakan alamat phishing:
http://secure.bank2home.com.cn/ib-niaga/Log.html
Sedangkan, alamat asli dari NIAGA GLOBAL @CCESS adalah:
https://secure.bank2home.com/ib-niaga/ Login.html
dan alamat situs resmi dari Bank Niaga adalah:
http://www.bankniaga.com/
Jika tidak teliti, maka kita akan melewatkan Top Level Domain (TLD) .cn yang digunakan pelaku kejahatan. Efek dari phising ini adalah ditutupnya (sampai ada keterangan lebih lanjut) fitur Transfer dan Purchase yang disediakan di Internet Banking Bank Niaga.
Dan perlu diingat, phishing ini tidak hanya menimpa Bank Niaga, namun juga bank-bank lokal lain, seperti Mandiri, BCA, Bank Permata, dan lain-lain. Jika kita tidak waspada dan memberikan data pribadi di situs fiktif tersebut, maka dapat dipastikan kita akan menjadi korban kejahatan internet berikutnya.
Kembali ke topik bahasan, pengikut sertaan fitur domain highlighting di IE 8 ini sedikit banyak akan membantu mengurangi resiko kejahatan phishing tersebut, karena pengguna akan bisa dengan mudah mengidentifikasi, situs apa yang akan, atau sedang dia kunjungi.
Semoga browser lain (Firefox, Opera, dan lain-lain) juga akan mengikutsertakan fitur yang bermanfaat seperti ini pada versi berikutnya.
Sesuaikan versi sistem operasi anda untuk mengunduh Internet Exporer 8 seperti di bawah ini:
1. Windows Server 2003 SP2 x64 Edition or Windows Xp Professional 64-bit Edition. Size: 28.9 MB.
2. Windows Vista x64 Edition and Windows Server 2008 x64 Edition. Size: 20.4 MB.
3. Windows Server 2003 SP2. Size: 14.4 MB.
4. Windows Vista and Windows Server 2008. Size: 11.0 MB.
5. Windows Xp. Size: 14.4 MB.
6. Windows 98 (or earlier), Me, and Windows 2000 (all version). Size: 5.75 MB.
Dan jangan segan-segan untuk membuka situs ini sebagai rujukkan.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Michael Buble - You and I
Nope, this song was NOT published here just to get more posts, but because I really do fell for it. This song sounds a bit more like relationships that I had, which are desperately romantic. Started beautifully, and ends with.. well, everything. For the good and bad, better or worse, they don't matter anymore, because the key word is "in my mind".
"In my mind.. you will stay here.. always..."
It's all about something that one wants, or wishing for. But in the end, that wish will unlikely be come true. It will only be a desperate wish.
*****
Here.. we are..
on earth together.. it's you.. and I..
God has made us.. fall.. in love.. it's true..
I've really found someone.. like you..
will.. it say.. the love you feel.. for me..
will it say.. that you will be by my side..
to see me through..
until.. my life.. is through..
well.. in my mind..
we can conquer.. the world..
in love..
you and I.. you and I.. you and I..
I.. am glad.. at least in my life.. I've found.. someone..
that may not be here.. forever.. to see me through..
but I found.. my strength.. in you..
'cause in my mind.. you will stay here.. always..
in love..
you and I.. you and I..
you and I.. you and I..
in my mind.. we can conquer.. the world..
in love..
you and I.. you and I.. you and I..
Mobil Canggih "Dari" Indonesia
Sebuah mobil Timor, meluncur di jalan tol jagorawi.
Tidak lama kemudian mobil itu mogok. Sebuah Mercedes berhenti, dan menolong mobil Indonesia tadi dengan menggandengnya di belakang.
Di tengah perjalanan, muncul sebuah BMW yang melesat dengan kecepatan tinggi. Pengemudi Mercedes tadi penasaran dan langsung tancap gas mengejar. Sopir Timor yang ditarik di belakang Mercedes membunyikan klaksonnya bertubi-tubi dengan muka pucat pasi. Sebab, sementara terseret dalam "balapan" ini, mobil "asli" buatan Indonesia itu tadi mulai berantakan satu-persatu. Pintunya tanggal, jendelanya copot, baut dan mur beterbangan.
Kebetulan, mobil reporter sebuah stasiun televisi swasta yang juga sedang melaju di jalan tol, disalib kendaraan yang ngebut tadi.
Esoknya, televisi swasta tersebut memberitakan: "Kemarin, sebuah mobil Mercedes dan BMW berkejaran dengan kecepatan mendekati dua ratus kilometer per jam di jalan tol Jagorawi. Sementara dibelakang kedua mobil buatan Jerman yang sangat terkenal itu, sebuah mobil Timor buatan negeri kita membunyikan klakson tidak henti-hentinya, meminta jalan untuk melesat ke depan."
Fungsi Jari Tengah
Dulu kala ketika Danu masih kecil, ia pergi berjalan-jalan bersama ayahnya. Ketika lelah mereka pun beristirahat duduk di sebuah bangku, lalu sang ayah menceritakan tentang fungsi tiap jari manusia.
"Jari telunjuk ini berfungsi untuk menunjuk sesuatu, jempol untuk stempel pengganti tanda tangan), jari telunjuk untuk membuka halaman pada buku, jari kelingking untuk ngupil, jari manis untuk tempat cincin.. dan fungsi jari tengah nanti Ayah beritahukan kalau kamu sudah menikah," kata si ayah.
Pada hari pernikahannya Danu menemui ayahnya sebelum masuk ke kamar pengantin, ia berkata, "Dulu ayah pernah berkata akan memberitahu fungsi jari tengah pada saat aku menikah. Kini aku sudah menikah, jadi sekarang tiba saatnya Ayah memberitahukannya."
Ayah Danu merangkulnya lalu berkata di telinganya, "Malam ini kamu pasti akan melakukan hubungan seksual dengan penuh gairah. Kemungkinan besar kamu akan melakukannya beberapa kali sehingga kamu letih. Nah, pada saat kamu capek dan istrimu minta lagi, saat itulah kau gunakan jari tengahmu..
Tempelkan pada jidatnya lalu bilang, "Ayo.. tidur sana!!"
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Carly Smithson - I Drove All Night
All this time, I always thought that this "Idol" thing is nothing but bunch of craps. But recently, a finalist caught my attention, she is Carly Smithson (some call her Scare-ly Smithson).
She's singing Cyndi Lauper's song "I Drove All Night" amazingly, I enjoy every second of her singing. Heck, I even rush myself finding the original song afterward so I can listen and singing it along repeatedly. I'm really looking forward to see her performance in final round of that crappy show, coz it'd be anti-climax if she wasn't there.
Anyway, below is the -complete version of- song's lyric for you to sing with:
I had to escape.. the city was sticky and cruel..
maybe I should have called you first but I was dying to get to you..
I was dreaming while I drove.. the long straight road.. ahead.. uh huh.. yea..
I could taste your sweet kisses your arms open wide..
this fever for you is just burning me up inside..
I drove all night.. to get to you.. is that alright?
I drove all night.. crept in your room.. woke you from your sleep..
to make love to you.. is that alright?
I drove all night..
what in this world.. keeps us from falling apart?
no matter where I go I hear.. the beating.. of our one heart..
I think about you when the night is cold.. and dark.. uh huh.. yea..
no one can move me the way that you do..
nothing erases this feeling between me and you..
I drove all night.. to get to you.. is that alright?
I drove all night.. crept in your room..
woke you from your sleep.. to make love to you.. is that alright?
I drove all night..
I could taste your sweet kisses.. your arms open wide..
this fever for you is just burning me up inside..
I drove all night.. to get to you.. is that alright?
I drove all night.. crept in your room.. is that alright?
I drove all night..
* Video credit to casezille108 - youtube uploader.
** Mp3 credit to www.emigrestudio.com
Friday, March 7, 2008
English As Europe's Official Language
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v'.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve wil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALY KUM TRU!
And zen, ve vil take over ze vorld!!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Rodney vs. Wife
The trouble with my wife is that she has a wait problem.
Every time I want sex, she says, "Wait."
With my wife, our relationship is always on and off..
Every time I get on, she tells me to get off.
When I got divorced, that was group sex.
My wife screwed me in front of the jury.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
I'm getting old. At my age, with sex I like a threesome.. in case one of us dies.
Why am I talking about sex for? I got no sex life; I'm old.
I tried a Viagra pill.. my tongue got hard.
I got a dog, a cocker spaniel.
He swallowed a Viagra pill.. now he's a pointer.
My wedding day, that was a beauty.
I went to put the ring on, she gave me the wrong finger.
I found out my wife is faking orgasms.. four of my friends told me.
Last week my wife told me we were going to have Olympic sex.
You know, once every 4 years.
With my wife, I gave up.
The other night, I told her, "You win, you're the boss.
When it comes to sex, it'll be in your hands."
She said, "You're wrong, it'll be in your hands."
My wife, she can't cook at all.
At my home, the roaches go out to eat.
I remember the last time my wife and I had sex, she did something wild.
She tied me to the bed, then she put her clothes on and went out.
With my wife you can't be nice.
When she was pregnant, I asked her if she wanted me in the room when she gave birth.
She said, "What for? You weren't in the room when I got pregnant."
My wife is no beauty. When we got married and I said, "I do."
The guy looked at me and said, "You do?"
The new issue of "Bride" magazine has an article titled, "10 Sexy Ways to Surprise Your New Husband on Your Wedding Night."
Tip #1: Bring a female friend.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.
Then she told me the truth..
That she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
My wife was afraid of the dark..
Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous.
The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations.. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Oscar De La Hoya says he goes without sex for 3 weeks before a fight.
That's just the opposite of married guys.
After a fight, we get no sex for 3 weeks.
Iraq News Reporter
This video is hilarious, it's here for your eyes to feast.
Credits to: Military.com, and devilchris (youtube uploader).
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Creed - Roadhouse Blues (Live at Woodstock '99)
Credit to: ItalianAB (youtube uploader)
Keep your eyes on the road.. your hands upon the wheel..
keep your eyes on the road.. your hands upon the wheel..
going to the roadhouse gonna have a real.. good time..
the back of the roadhouse they got some bungalows..
the back of the roadhouse they got some bungalows..
that's where the people.. like to go down slow..
let it roll.. baby roll..
let it roll.. baby roll..
let it roll.. baby roll..
let it roll.. all night long..
you've got to roll..
you've got to thrill my soul.. all right..
you've got to roll..
you've got to thrill my soul.. all right..
ashen lady.. ashen lady..
give up your vows.. give up your vows..
save our city.. save our city..
right now.. right now..
right now.. right now..
woke up this morning.. and I got myself a beer..
woke up this morning.. and I got myself a beer..
I woke up this morning.. and I got myself a beer..
I woke up this morning.. and I got myself a beer..
I woke up this morning.. and I got myself a beer..
the future's uncertain and the end is always near..
let it roll.. baby roll..
let it roll.. baby roll..
roll.. baby roll..
let it roll.. all night long..
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Bush vs. Bartender
One day George W. Bush walks into a local bar to have a beer.
He sits down. And before he had chance to say anything, the bartender comes over.
Bartender: "Hey, have you seen Ben"?
George W. Bush: "Ben who"?
Bartender: "Bend over and kiss my a*s".
Well, this pisses off Bush and he leaves the bar in a huff.
A couple of days later, Bush walks into the same bar and sits down.
Again, before Bush has a chance to say anything, the same bartender comes over..
Bartender: "Yo Bush, have you seen Ben"?
George W. Bush (falls for it again): "Ben who"?
Bartender: "Bend Over and Kiss My A*s".
Again, Bush gets pissed and leaves the bar.
A week later, Bush met Condoleeza Rice on his way home.
Rice: "Hey Bush, I was just gonna go to that bar over there and have a beer. Ya wanna join me"?
George W. Bush: "No way. Every time I go in there, the bartender asks me if I've seen Ben. I say, "Ben Who"? And he says, "Bend over and Kiss my a*s".
George W. Bush: "I will not go there no more"!!!
Rice: "Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we go in there, sit down, and before the bartender has a chance to say anything, ask him if he has seen Aileen."
Rice: "When he says, "Aileen who"? You say, "Aileen over and you kiss my a*s"!
Well Bush thinks this is a great idea, and they rush their way to the bar. They walk in, sits down, and before the bartender has a chance to say anyting, Bush yells at the bartender.
George W. Bush: "Hey Bartender. Have you seen Aileen"?
Bartender: "Hmm.. you know, I think I did. Ben took her home an hour ago".
George W. Bush: "What? Ben who"?
Kotani Hiromi - Chin Chin Pon Pon
Lagu ini adalah salah satu lagu yang selama ini untuk saya termasuk ke dalam kategori bugging, dan sangat menyebalkan. Ya, tepat, sangat amat menyebalkan! Karena kadang potongan liriknya muncul dalam pikiran, dan saya tidak mengetahui apapun tentang lagu ini!!
Komentar: "Cari tahu dong, kan gampang bisa dicari di internet."
Tidak semudah itu kawan, ditambah, saya tidak tahu apa yg harus saya cari.
Jika bugging kurang menyebalkan, cobalah mencari sesuatu yang anda sendiri tidak mengetahui apa kata kunci (keyword) yang harus digunakan. Apakah keyword itu berupa "cincin papan"? Atau "lagu masa kecil yg amat sangat menyebalkan karena selalu bugging pikiran saya"? Silahkan masukkan keyword tersebut ke mesin cari yang tersedia di internet, dan lihat apa hasilnya bisa membuat rasa sebal itu hilang.
Long story short, -walau niat sebenarnya adalah mencari update film serial Heroes, Prison Break, dan Supernatural- saat surfing threads di forum indowebster, saya kebetulan bertemu dengan lagu ini (Post #12). Bersyukur sudah hilang satu "pengganggu pikiran", usaha pencarian liriknya lewat mesin cari pun dilakukan, dan menemukannya di forum kaskus.
By the way, potongan lirik yang saya maksud adalah: "chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon dame ne.."
Dan di bawah ini adalah lirik lagu tersebut jika anda -juga- penasaran.
La.. la la la la la..
cin cin pon pon.. cin cin pon pon..
cin cin pon bacchii..
la... la la la la la la..
cin cin pon pon.. cin cin pon pon..
cin cin pon bacchii..
mama ga yonderu oniichan..
ofuro soro soro waitayo..
terebi keshitesa hayaku..
ofuro isshoni hairou..
mendokusai na..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon dame ne..
atsusugiru yo..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon yowamushi..
nan miteruno sa..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon nani mo..
yoku araina yo..
chin chin pon pon chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon aratteru yo..
nande naze ka na wakannai..
hora ne watashi to oniichan..
marude chigau no yappari..
mama to ne papa mo chigau yo..
mendokusai na..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon dame ne..
atsusugiru yo..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon yowamushi..
nanmiteru no sa..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon nani mo..
yoku araina yo..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon aratteru yo..
aa mata miteru..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon dattee..
me o marukushite..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon hen nee..
mou yudacchau..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon doushite..
mama bantsu dashite
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon fushigi nee..
nani ga fushigi sa..
chin chin pon pon.. chin chin pon pon..
chin chin pon pon doushite ka na....
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Damn Yankees - Silence Is Broken Now
Never again..
you say the words and let the sunshine in again..
you can close your eyes..
and know it's safe inside.. to sing you lullaby..
(now I lay me down..)
you broke the chains.. and you won't be silent anymore..
now you're gonna shout about it.. no.. no more..
this is the end..
the silence is broken now.. it's over now..
the words have been spoken..
and with every word you say.. you blow away..
the tears of another time..
face to face..
anyone can see you're not the child you were before..
(now I lay you down..)
you take your place..
no one can take away your heart.. oh no..
there can be no doubt about it.. no.. no more..
this is the end..
the silence is broken now.. it's over now..
the truth has been spoken..
and with every word you say.. you blow away..
never again..
you say the words and let the sunshine in again..
you can change the world..
but no one can take away your heart..
the silence is broken now.. it's over now..
the words have been spoken..
and with every word you say .. you blow away..
the tears of another time..
Four Shots.
This week, four close-range shots were made. They're fired from nearly zero-distance condition. Two of them are my college buddies, while the rest came from net society and recent course I've taken.
If they ask me which one will be the one that ends this pointless journey of mine, they'll be dissapointed coz I don't, I really don't, know which one will it be. For three of them chances are quite the same, the requirement's advantages are common. Even too common to bring a thought that another being could just showed up from nowhere, and made it. And the last one even more "complicated", though it is something that I want -I mean the reputation and stuffs-, but it's obviously an arena of open "fight", and the terms are even haven't been mentioned.
Anyway, whichever it is, I hope it would be the one that I need. Yes it is need, not want. Coz I have now entered a stage of needs, not wants no more. *sighs*
The All Mighty Chuck Norris
Yes, it is a(nother) compilation of joke about the -almighty- Chuck Norris. Enjoy.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
If woman dares to look at Chuck Norris, she will give birth within an hour.
Chuck Norris Doesnt do Push-ups he pushes the earth down.
Chuck norris doesn't dodge bullets.. bullets dodge him.
Chuck Norris can kick a milk carton and a cow dies half way around the world.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
When tax time comes around, Chuck Norris leaves his forms blank.. but sends a picture of himself in attack position.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now "The Islands".
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300 without a ball. He wasn’t even in a bowling alley.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch that.
Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him, how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don’t fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement, and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
There is no such thing as Tornadoes, Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
For Chuck Norris, every street is "One Way". HIS WAY.
Chuck Norris’s dick is so big, it has it’s own dick. And that dick is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it won’t take shit from anybody.
Some people wear Superman pijamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every first day of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. (Di Indonesia namanya Krating Daeng *Ed.*)
On the 7th day, God rested.. Chuck Norris took over.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: The light side, The dark side, and Chuck Norris.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris’ wife needs a turkey on thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don’t worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he might be just trying to tell you that he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he make sure Chuck Norris isn’t under his bed.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion, now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris knows where Santa is.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris is what Bruce Willis was talking about.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has two dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Eventually.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist, and the bear proceeded to eat itself. Because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow -the fuck- down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning. That the spot belongs to Chuck Norris, and you will be handicapped if you park there.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches.. and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris won "Jumanji" without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited itself.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
If you turn China upside down, there is a sticker that says "Made By Chuck Norris”.
Chuck Norris gave that smile to Mona Lisa.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete
A hand sanitizers product claims that they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever -the fuck- he wants
Chuck Norris supposed to die ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper just didn’t have the courage to tell him.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Michael Buble - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
I can think of younger days..
when living for my life..
was everything a man.. could want to do..
I could never see.. tomorrow..
but I was never told.. about.. the.. sorrow..
and how can you mend.. a broken heart?
how can you stop the rain.. from falling down?
how can you stop..
the sun.. from shining?
what makes the world.. go round?
how can you mend.. this broken man?
how can a loser.. ever win?
please.. help.. me mend.. my broken heart..
and let me live.. again..
I can still feel the breeze.. that rustles through the trees..
and misty memories of days gone by..
we could never see.. tomorrow..
and no one said a word..
about.. the.. sorrow..
and how can you mend.. a broken heart?
how can you stop the rain.. from falling down?
how can you stop.. the sun from shining?
what makes the world.. go round?
how can you mend.. this broken man?
how.. can a loser.. ever win?
please.. help me mend.. my broken heart..
and let me live.. again..
how can you mend.. this broken man?
how.. can a loser.. ever win?
please help me mend.. my broken heart..
and let me live.. again..
and let me live.. again..
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I want this song, NOW!
